…I’m a Toys R Us kid, there’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with. From planes to trains to video games, the biggest toy store there is…I don’t wanna grow up, cause if I did, I wouldn’t be a Toys R Us kid! Even though my mommy and daddy let […]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this look like the face of someone who’s having fun on his very first Halloween? ….I think not. For my first Halloween, it’s obvious that my MOMMY decided to dress me as a baby that was obviously freezing…how else could you explain the quasi Eskimo, polar bear-like outfit? […]